Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Funny Wedding Sayings Koozies

"To understand the heart and mind of a human look, not on what he has achieved, but at what he craves." You betyder allt i världen

times I want to ...

shit ... in London in a phone booth.

synchronize ... something.

go ... with the Black Pearl.

... to Sweden.

... back to Leipzig.

... in someone else's front yard to pee. steal [x]

... a penguin.

be ... a canister.

... someone who is asleep, his hand immersed in warm water.

... a penis cause breakage. [/]

teach ... mussels basket weaving.

... a tree planting on the highway.

... my socks alphabetically.

... dance naked in the rain. [x]

... go for a walk with my cat. [x]

... by throwing oranges and call: "looos, Pikatchu"

... with light throwing.

... jump out of a basement window.

surprise ... ants. [x]

... desperately need to cut down a tree because a friend has thrown up a rabbit.

... a cow milking.

... Stefan Raab puke into the studio.

...das Wetter anstarren. [x]

...mit Radieschen spielen.

...wieder nach Berlin.

...nach Köln.

...nach Hamburg.

...die Drehbuchautoren von Family Guy und die von Southpark kennen lernen.

...den Bergfriedhof in Heidelberg sehen. [x]

...Gotland sehen.

...Mit der Hindenpeter und dem Petercopter fliegen.

...einen Vorgarten klauen.

...Sex in einer Kirche haben.

...einen Long Island Icetea trinken. [x]

to be continued.

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