Sunday, February 28, 2010

Simi Gerwal Mera Namm Jokar Malfunction

Umgang mit Powerpoint

target group and conditions:

All persons who wish to prepare their presentations with Power Point and be sure to acquire the necessary knowledge and skills do. The workshop is designed for beginners. Lower PC skills are required.

goals:

first The participants know

  • the basic characteristics of a PC
  • the essentials of Microsoft Office products
  • the basic design of the graphical user interface

second Participants may

  • a presentation at its option in PowerPoint to create
  • in the PowerPoint interface
  • navigate with objects, colors, shapes, fonts immediate

Contents:
first Basis (if necessary)

  • the PC and its components
  • the Microsoft Office products
  • relationship and similarities with other products
  • The structure of the surface
  • create and manage presentations
second Using Power Point

  • The master templates
  • work in normal view
  • Colors, shapes, fonts
  • dealing with objects
  • tools for object alignment
  • header and footer and page numbering
  • inserting and editing photos
third Strategy

  • building a presentation
  • design of the cover sheet
  • structure of the worksheet
  • headings and key messages
  • detailed levels
  • symbols, pictograms
  • What should I do and how to better keep
  • tips and tricks

method:

  • The knowledge of the Participants provides the starting condition.
  • The coach will start the workshop together an agenda for the participants.
  • talk of the coach, independent work in the Power Point presentation of results, experience transfer

appointment and registration see right.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Funny Wedding Sayings Koozies

"To understand the heart and mind of a human look, not on what he has achieved, but at what he craves." You betyder allt i världen

times I want to ...

shit ... in London in a phone booth.

synchronize ... something.

go ... with the Black Pearl.

... to Sweden.

... back to Leipzig.

... in someone else's front yard to pee. steal [x]

... a penguin.

be ... a canister.

... someone who is asleep, his hand immersed in warm water.

... a penis cause breakage. [/]

teach ... mussels basket weaving.

... a tree planting on the highway.

... my socks alphabetically.

... dance naked in the rain. [x]

... go for a walk with my cat. [x]

... by throwing oranges and call: "looos, Pikatchu"

... with light throwing.

... jump out of a basement window.

surprise ... ants. [x]

... desperately need to cut down a tree because a friend has thrown up a rabbit.

... a cow milking.

... Stefan Raab puke into the studio.

...das Wetter anstarren. [x]

...mit Radieschen spielen.

...wieder nach Berlin.

...nach Köln.

...nach Hamburg.

...die Drehbuchautoren von Family Guy und die von Southpark kennen lernen.

...den Bergfriedhof in Heidelberg sehen. [x]

...Gotland sehen.

...Mit der Hindenpeter und dem Petercopter fliegen.

...einen Vorgarten klauen.

...Sex in einer Kirche haben.

...einen Long Island Icetea trinken. [x]

to be continued.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Herbs For Hysterectomy

för mig.

Jemanden zu haben, ...


... listening to me.

... understands me.

... takes me as I am.

... chain smokes with me.

... the dream with me about the Hindenpeter.

... would be for me a banana stuck in his ear.

... is beautiful.

... the smell incredibly good.

... which is the Nordic gods like me.

... which can be ringing me at 4 clock out of bed.

... who loves me unconditionally.

... for the fare itself is fun.

... which I never want to leave.

the ... I never want to let go again.

walk ... will stick with me until we do your feet hurt.

... whose religious views are like mine.

... whose political views are like mine.

... hates the same vegetables as I do.

... where his family is incredibly important.

... has such a tight ass.

... the missing me already, if we do not see ourselves just five minutes.

... remains for me awake longer, to be healthy for him.

... I miss the really huge if he's not there.

... the really made each day just by its existence.

...der sich um mich sorgt.

...dem ich wirklich wichtig bin.

...um den ich mich sorge.

...der mir wirklich wichtig ist.

...mit dem ich schon mehr gemeinsame Lieder habe, bevor wir einander haben als andere in ihrem gesamten Leben.

...der Katzen liebt wie ich.

...der mit mir über makabre Dinge lacht.

...der das Leid nicht nur aus Büchern kennt.

...der sich für mich einsetzt.

...der Sport so hasst wie ich.

...der an mich glaubt.

...der mich seinen Bart kraulen lässt.

...mit dem jede gemeinsam verbrachte Stunde die schönste meines Lebens ist.

...der mir bei meinen Selbstgesprächen zuhört.

...der alles an mir liebt.

...für den ich nahezu fehlerlos wirke.

...der mir nicht widerspricht, wenn ich ihn als Gott bezeichne.

...der in jeder Situation Verständnis für mich hat.

...der mich respektiert und ernst nimmt.

...der meine Sucht amüsant findet und unterstützt.

...der vor Sehnsucht vergeht wie ich.

...der so lange auf mich gewartet hat.

...der mir sogar in Situationen hilft, in denen mir niemand helfen kann.

...der mich das Kribbelgefühl ganz neu erleben lässt.

...bei dem sich jede Touch feels like a lightning strike.

so scary ... I kiss you.

... makes me so happy that I also really can draw down no more.

embodies everything ... the thing I was always.

... to me is so similar that it's scary in parts.

... who knows me this way in and out.

... who wants to travel with me the world.

... who would marry me on the spot.

... makes me so happy as I never was.

... encourages my creativity, simply by breathing.

... makes me courage.

... Appreciates the books as I did.

... who knows my hidden qualities.

... that inspires the nerd in me.

... I absolutely want to get acquainted with my family.

... nothing can do what I would be somewhat annoying.

... even the hidden dreams fulfilled in me, often unconsciously.

... for even my language is okay Goss, Aldr.

... which I have so much to say.

... kind of laughed at me when I'm stupid.

... with all the fun.

... without whom nothing is more fun.

... without the Internet themselves empty acts.

... who is fascinated by the same things as me.

... fills me completely.

... has touched my heart like no other.

... of his past tells me how the present and the future.

... which also I can share my past and the present and the future.

... which is registered with cuddly.

... which I can not say often enough how much I love him.

... the whole new world to me opens.

... enhances my confidence enormously.

... the means so much to me.

... for which I am to the end of the world gehen würde.


Es gibt nichts Schöneres.

Monday, February 15, 2010

2003 Jeep Liberty Front License Plate Mount

Schnupperkurs "Gedächtnistraining für Grundschüler (3. und 4. Klasse)

Integrated memory training maintains and enhances the ability to remember, it promotes the flexibility of thought and word finding. Due to the different training objectives of the words and language approach for children is expanded. The imagination and creativity are encouraged, so it is easier to find ideas for solving problems. Bewegungsübungen zur Verbesserung der Konzentration und des Wohlbefindens gehören in jede Denksportstunde.

Zielgruppe : Kinder und Jugendliche

Die wichtigsten Trainingsziele für Kinder sind:
  • Erarbeiten von Merkstrategien für Vokabeln, Formeln, Daten, Gedichte, Texte, ...
  • Erlernen von Entspannungstechniken
  • Erlernen von Strategien zur besseren Konzentration
  • Verlängern der Konzentrationszeiten
  • Steigerung der Zusammenarbeit beider Hemisphären
  • Stärkung der Koordination und Beweglichkeit
  • Stärkung der sozialen Kompetenz
  • Erweitertung the vocabulary

training goals for young :

  • Development of Information Strategies for the academic knowledge material
  • Independent Development of a knowledge substance utilizing all sources of information
  • tips on organization
  • confidence develop
  • self-confidence
  • increase cooperation between the two hemispheres
  • strengthening the communication skills
  • strengthen Positive attitude towards learning (mental training)

date: See right side (forward-plate)
Registration: sabine_rauth@web.de (memory trainer) or 0178 / 13 589 13

Puppy Hindleg Joint Problem

Farewell means always take die a little. "

Das ist’s, was an der Menschenbrust
mich oftmals läßt verzagen,
daß sie den Kummer wie die Lust
vergißt in wenig Tagen.

Und ist der Schmerz, um den es weint,
dem Herzen noch so heilig -
der Vogel singt - die Sonne scheint,
vergessen ist er eilig.

Und war die Freude noch so süß -
ein Wölkchen kommt gezogen,
und vom geträumten Paradies
ist jede Spur verflogen.

Und fühl ich das, so weiß ich kaum,
was weckt mir tiefern Schauer,
daß gar zu kurz der Freude Traum,
or as late the mourning?

Emanuel Geibel (1815 to 1884)



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Did embrace with hot kiss
my body, but the soul

you're gone.

And I was looking well,
searching your soul, that the hour they

I marry.

But you keeping from me they
Under heavy robes,
And you did not want
celebrate this hour.

See, now it out,
quenched my passion, my love

death has come so quickly.

And now I must go, go cry
from you and
May I never, never
You love in one.

you can never, never give my body more
-
My soul will continue to hover
Searching ...

(Thekla Lingen 1866-1931)


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To my faithful readers: I know that my posts are at present confusing. For me it is also a confusing time right now. The passes, you only have patience.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

120-55 Queens Blvd What Train

" The feeling of emptiness is a form of chronic depression, as it always grieve for the loss of one's true self. "

Okay,



maybe it sounds now undecided and puerile, but I have my last e-mail to call back and ask instead, leave them here to take effect.



I think for weeks about whether it is right to continue that TZB-history. Not from the time constraints, I'm actually more afraid, even if the often mentioned. But no, it is not.

Rather it is the fact that I often feel very uncomfortable and I generally am not sure if I can do it. I lack self-confidence and trust, experience and background knowledge.

When I first e-mail wrote earlier, I was convinced it was the right decision because I believed that I can not. And maybe I can really not.

But then when I sent the mail had, I realized that that would be to actually have no chance to play along and then I could not stop crying more. I'm serious, I really could not stop.

So I'm constantly crying, again carefully about it. And I have come to the conclusion that I made the wrong decision.

I can not and will not stop. Giving up without having at least tried really would be cowardly and wrong. Especially since I've started to practice in unguarded moments sounds to stand before the mirror and make hissing sounds with movements, my "Romeo & Juliet - on-Saxon" was dug out, damit ich für die Rolle der Mrs. Roberts in den Dialekt reinkomme und nach Improvisationsübungen gegoogelt habe.

Sicher bräuchte ich noch etwas Hilfe dabei, immerhin liegt meine letzte Theatererfahrung etwa zehn Jahre zurück, aber der Gedanke, aufzuhören, macht mich überraschenderweise derartig unglücklich, dass ich mir nicht mehr vorstellen möchte, wie das tatsächlich wäre.

Auch wenn das lächerlich klingt und wirkt, als würde ich es mir jederzeit wieder anders überlegen, möchte ich die vorangegangene Nachricht hiermit revidieren und dir (und sicher irgendwie auch mir) mitteilen, dass ich mich nicht davon abbringen lasse, mitzuwirken, egal, was kommt.



Und vielleicht, wenn du möchtest und es dir zeitlich irgendwie und irgendwann einmal passt, kannst du mir ja ein bisschen Nachhilfe in dieser Sache geben.



Es grüßt die Verrückte, die sich ihrer Sache jetzt wirklich sicher ist.