Thursday, November 26, 2009

In Kingdom Hearts Where Is The Bottomless Pit

"Those who resist the siren song of advertising, responsible citizens. And jeopardizes jobs."





Man knows, yes, this Clearasil ads. But I think, have the makers of these commercials surpassed in stupidity itself. Not only because I respected this "4 hours, then the pimple is gone" - Stuff not believe it vielmehr wegen der Handlung dieses Werbespots.
Ich weiß, ich habe ihn bereits erwähnt, doch dieser "Heißes Hähnchen"-Spot verdient es tatsächlich, noch einmal erwähnt zu werden, zumal er schließlich immer noch läuft.

Fassen wir es zusammen: 2 Maskottchen für irgendeinen Laden stehen in der Gegend rum, als ein Gruppe hysterischer Mädchen sie zu einem Date einlädt.
Die Antwort des nicht-pickligen Jungen "Sagen wir, in vier Stunden?" ist natürlich wahnsinnig realistisch, sehr spontan und da ist es doch klar, dass die Mädels sofort zusagen.

4 Stunden später ist das Hühnchen pimple-free and the girls are thrilled.

Now to the questions / thoughts that occurred to me there:

- Heavy verwundernd that you get bad skin when you half-naked rises in a non-breathable, filthy costume.
- What are those strange girls who ranschmeißen of advertising disguised forms? After all, the chicken could've been about 40!

The dialogue is weak and flat, but that's nothing new, the story left to be desired, but what we know already. I would like to "meet you at the Café" Clearasil ads Remember when I still do not understand why they must go to class even though she could cancel before that via SMS, and why the whole class applauded when she gives him the note.
In general I do not understand why one has to cancel his dates, just because you have a pimple. I mean, when you already have a date, which means but that is already interested and if you make the success or failure of the meeting of a blemish must be conditional, that's pretty sad.

Enough of that, there are other commercials that I really should mention.
First, I want Fielmann to his "do-we-so-than-would-we-a-street survey" advertising campaign congratulate the people polled are very authentic, and if I had to wear glasses, I would think perhaps, maybe also going to be too Fielmann.
And yet the woman who tells her that her friend has put on her glasses without a frame and that "somehow the Friday before the Abiklausuren" was, and then get at Fielmann new glasses, has some seriously as if would have said that has given up her pen in the test the mind, and she got a new right.
This spectacular event will also sell a "funny story" is more than shameful.


may have noticed it so someone, to me anyway: RTL2's "it's fun" promotional ads will be accompanied from time to time by a little confused kitten. Why?
have to do what cats RTL2? What do these kitty says just above the transmitter and what actually at?
You do not know.


What we now know, however, is that Calgonit is now finish and Premiere and Sky are the same thing at once.
finish - done. Calgonit is now at the end or the glasses clean, if you rename it? Is it because the makers think dass Anglizismen immer noch gut ankommen oder wollten sie einfach auf den Raider-Twix-Zug aufspringen und keiner hat ihnen gesagt, dass dieser schon längst abgefahren ist?


Oh, beinahe hätte ich das schlimmste vergessen. Eine Werbung, über die ich mich jedes Mal aufrege, wenn ich sie sehe.
Die AXE Dark Tempation-Werbung, in der sich der Typ nach dem besprühen in einen Schokomann verwandelt.
Was soll das?
Die Tussi beißt ihm in der U-Bahn/Straßenbahn/Tram/was weiß denn ich einfach in den Hintern, der schon was weiß ich wie viele Keime aufgenommen hat, beim Winken wird ihm der Arm abgerissen, doch ganz egal, what happened, he grinned more penetrating.
And if the deodorant wears off? Whether he still laughs when he ne flesh wound on his ass and still has only one arm?
crappy advertising, I say it bluntly.

With socialist greetings,


Miss Kacka

Pinstripe Dark Grey Suit White Shirt

"The Sun teaches all beings to yearn for the light. But it is the night that all of us to the stars rising. "

And yet it is extraordinary, indeed almost incredible, when one suddenly out of nowhere, this longing, this feeling the absence of what one loves it, then.
Even if love is situated next to one, they can jump on the face but suddenly, without any Vorwarnung und mehr als nur unverbindlich.

Es ist vielleicht nur ein Gesichtsausdruck von einer fiktiven Person , hervorgerufen durch eine fiktive Geschichte, doch vielleicht kann eben dieser Gesichtsausdruck einen zur Verzweiflung treiben, weil er einen an eine Situation, einen Menschen, oder einfach nur an ein Gefühl erinnert, nach dem man sich sehnt, selbst wenn man keines dieser Dinge selbst erlebt oder jemals gekannt hat.

Es ist eine Sehnsucht, der man sich augenblicklich hingibt, deren Verlangen man nicht standhalten kann, die einen tieftraurig macht, da man weiß, dass sie sich niemals erfüllen wird.

Rather, it is so that our subconscious yearning for things to do with our consciousness will never be the things that can live only in our imagination, even though they are outside the scope of our imagination a lot.

Maybe the path we have taken, the right thing, maybe he is not. We can follow him, straight ahead, looking with blinders on, going straight towards the front.
Or we follow him to keep us but not strictly in keeping our eyes open to see what is happening around us, enter into it and possibly turn off a few times without changing the actual way to come.

Nobody can tell us whether we are doing the right thing, not even we can know whether any decision is right or wrong, some of them flee from responsibility in which they persuade themselves that there are higher powers that they are driving, only that they do not have to wonder whether they do the right thing.

Life's hard, sure, but it would be so boring if we could not feel cheated from time to time really.


With socialist greetings,

Miss Kacka

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Spell Dark Werewolf Spell

Tricks und Tipps ... zur erfolgreichen Präsentation !


With a lot of fun and joy were the 10 participants at the 2nd Edition of the workshop presentations made easy ... " fall back within a short time to a good number of tricks and tips, and so the same practice in their own presentations ... and get a feedback on it.
Even long-time prevention strategies could overcome fun and new experiences regarding their own abilities to be won. This magnificent final presentations on topics, which one would never previously have imagined.
We were It was great fun.
Regards,
Wilhelm & Andreas

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Jenna J Makeup Artist

Erster Ferien-Workshop mit viel Spaß beendet !


highlight of the two-day meeting of the Rheingau-network was the ad hoc "sales presentation" of self-built model aircraft with the mission of a raw egg safe from the second floor of the hostel dog to bring home to the ground.

The 12-16 year old participants could demonstrate how they have become able to act within only a short time. In addition to individual presentations were great and the results of group work by the team speakers visually and on the soundtrack presented - and beyond the network could be expanded very beautiful.
Thanks for the support concerning the logistics goes to the hostel and CSC Ploenzke Rudesheim.

We have had much joy with you and your results -

William Hilgert & Andreas Rauth

Friday, October 2, 2009

33 Weeks Pregnant With Pain To Touch In Tummy

Kurzfristig: Ferien-Workshop für Schüler !

holiday workshop for students on the topic "Present ..."

Date: 19-20. October 2009
Location: Youth Rüdesheim
Hours: 9:30 to 16:30 each

fee with lunch and drinks: 25, - €



Hier der Flyer dazu:


Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Lead Singer Of Disturbed Piercings

opinion.

select I was.

Who else?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Free Aubrey Miles Movie Clip

Fazit des Workshops "Präsentieren leicht gemacht ..."

Die Teilnehmer haben ...

... viel probiert + präsentiert
... in kleinen Gruppen gearbeitet
... sich gegenseitig geholfen
... Themen strukturiert
... Platz gehabt für ...
... Freude und Zutrauen in die eigenen Fähigkeiten gewonnen
...

11./12.09.2009
Mehrgenerationenhaus Oestrich-Winkel
Moderator: Wilhelm Hilgert

Thursday, September 10, 2009

What Are Some Beautiful French Words



In this highly modern times and I am not afraid to try new things, not least in order to be able to speak evil of you, then afterwards about it. For these reasons, I'm currently quite a few accounts with quite a number of communities and other websites. Here's a list to contact us:

Facebook
Twitter
Myspace
schuelerVZ
studivz
Kwick!
lastfm

With ICQ or MSN I give out the information on demand like. Surf on! With socialist greetings, Miss Kacka

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Difference Between Indian And American Boobs

" The remarkable thing about the future is probably the idea that one of our time, once called the good old days. "

love future
I am afraid of you.
Not only because I do not know what you think is in store for me, but especially because I am afraid that you will not fulfill my dreams, goals and ideas, because you can not.
The sentence "You can do anything if you want" is wrong in my eyes. Because I want so much that is impossible. By sheer willpower can stop hunger in the world do not any more than war, oppression, injustice.
Maybe I'll definitely happen, a good graduation, a great education if I really want to. However, the will alone is not enough hard work will never reach it. Relationships, contacts and grace are far more likely the factors that come with it, to be allowed to pursue ambitious goals to be able to.
I have no relations, no major contacts and by this I have no more than hope for mercy, but finally they say, hope dies last.
What if I do after high school, completed their training and first-rate study completed yet land on the street?
And what if I lose by some stupid mistake the love of my life?
What if my mother dies? Or run over my cat or stolen?
Man's face it, is really sure can rely on nothing more, all you can do, is to be hoped that everything will be good and to me is not enough.
I do not sit around hoping for more, and must, because I am unable to do anything against this fear, I do not every want to have days to think about when here I am finally out there and I am also not just about my life finally even allowed to take in hand. It is not only the constant scrutiny from all sides, that makes me ready, it is this constant fainting, this knowledge that I can not change the situation at the moment nothing, although it just nothing, huh I could do more to me.
course longing ich mich nach wie vor nach der Möglichkeit, endlich auf eigenen Beinen zu stehen dürfen, doch es belastet mich mehr als alles andere, dass ich nicht weiß, ob all die Arbeit sich irgendwann auch lohnt.
Ich will nicht von Harzt IV leben müssen, in keinster Weise vom Staat abhängig sein, ich will mein Studium selbst bezahlen können und am meisten will ich die Gewissheit, dass am Ende alles gut wird.
Doch die habe ich nicht und die kann mir auch niemand geben, niemals.
Es ist verdammt hart, nichts zu planen zu können, weil noch nichts fest steht, weil niemand sich um meine Träume und Pläne schert, weil nichts entschieden oder beschlossen ist.
Noch ein Jahr, dann sehe ich zu, dass ich hier weg komme, das ist das einzige, was ich weiß.
Und ich weiß, was ich will: Nach Berlin gehen, eine Ausbildung in der Gastronomie machen, weil das ein relativ wirtschaftslagensicherer Berufszweig ist, den ich auch sehr mag und weil ich nach dem Studium nicht arbeitslos werden will, danach an einer guten Uni Germanistik und noch irgendwas anderes studieren, aus meiner Lethargie heraus kommen und eventuell bald eine Therapie anfangen. Die letzten zwei Dinge auf der Liste kann ich schon sehr bald in Angriff nehmen, das liegt in meiner Hand, ja doch.
Aber der Rest? Was, wenn mich trotz Abi kein Betrieb will, ich bei der Uni auf der ewig langen Warteliste lande und am Ende doch in der Gosse?
Zukunft, du machst mir Angst, in beruflicher and private regard.
I do not want a house, but I want him, and a dog and many cats and a large, beautiful, bright apartment and so much more and I'm so afraid, afraid to fail in all this that I feel the air cutting it, when I think about it.

I wish I had Rory Gilmore and would live in Stars Hollow, and had all these people who stand behind me and help me in achieving my goals and dreams. But I do not have a rich friend, whose father was director of the Stanford Eagle Gazette and the New York Times will never give me the prospect of a scholarship, I will never be on the editor of the Yale Daily News, but I hope so much that my heart almost burst.

I have to be my friend and I love him very much and intensive insider experience in the family restaurant I will certainly be very useful, and maybe I'll get it all at some point in the series, but I have failed in so many things that I simply important, have failed irretrievably.

I just funk. "Thank you for your attention" and

with socialist greetings,

Miss Kacka

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Nauseous 3 Weeks After Plan B

Alice, Alice, who the fuck is Alice?

translation machines and their quirks. Here is a sample text (English) with two machine translation edited:

Original:
[...]I really want to hurt this girl. And I'm like "What the fuck is your problem?" and she's just all calmly trying to tell me, like, it was that time, it was that place, and she doesn't think she should apologize because she doesn't feel that she's done anything wrong. And I'm like, "Oh, really?" That's when I look her straight in the eye and tell her it's over. I walk.
[...]But, uh, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late, you know. She'd moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away. So I've spent every day since then chasing Amy...so to speak.

Google:
I want to really hurt the girl. And I'm like 'What the hell is your problem? " and they all just quietly trying to tell me how it was that time, it was this place, and they do not think she should apologize because she did not feel that they do something wrong. And I'm like, "Oh, really?" That's when I see them straight in the eye and say it is over. I'm going.
[...] But, uh, by the time I had it all out, it was too late, you know. She had to, and I had to show for it was something stupid pride, the way has to be pitied. She was the Girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away. I have every day since then chasing Amy ... so to speak.

Babel Fish (Yahoo):
[...] I really want to hurt this girl. And I'm like "What the fuck is your problem?" And she's just everything that tries to calmly explain to me how it was this time, it was this place and it doesn 't think that they are should apologize because it doesn 't feeling that she's done all wrong. And I '' Oh, really "m like, That's when I look her straight in the eye and it it 'declare; s over. I'm going. [...] But, uh, all this until I found out it was too spät, wissen Sie. She' d ging weiter und aller, den ich für es mich zeigen musste, war etwas dummer Stolz, der dann zur Reue nachgab. Sie war das Mädchen, ich weiß das jetzt. Aber ich drückte sie weg. So I' VE gab täglichen seit damals jagenden Amy… sozusagen aus.


Fazit: Beides unterirdisch, wobei Google sich jedoch offensichtlich mehr Mühe gibt. Lost in Translation, lol.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

How Much Are My Pearls Worth Now

" Fifty percent in advertising are always thrown out. One does not know which half it is. "

Die neue Stars of America-Werbung von McDonalds ist zum Schreien. Die hochnäsige Arroganz von Heidi Klum und ihren Kurzzeitberühmt-Schönheiten geht mir tierisch auf die Nerven. Dass Models lächeln und deswegen nur ein bestimmtes Fast Food-Menü to eat, what then apparently made even more forgetful, I believe a new advertising concept idea is not special.

surprising is the result of a short quiz comparison that by zapping at the mere notice easily can.
The tough-SAM-other-productions-from-ProSieben Mafia constantly advertises huge prizes like cars, or a flat-screen plasma TV with 'precious little cutting-edge notebook for questions like "What is the price we give to good movies?" with the possible answers:
a) an Oscar or
b) the lampshade award, while on
One plus for the answer which is different from any berry fruit, a question over which one really must think hard, especially under the circumstance that the right answer, paradoxically, part of the "berry" even in its name, but only wins a vacuum cleaner. And yet somehow one doubts the justice situation in that country.

way: I would like my Max White smile can not speak for me.

With socialist greetings,

Miss Kacka.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Poptropice Credit Maker

Workshop: "Präsentieren leicht gemacht ..."

Nächster Termin: 06. / 07.11.2009 (Fr. u. Sa.)
Ort: MGH Oestrich-Winkel


Grundlagen and introduction to the world of presentation

If you can keep your club before a speech
when you first stand in front of an audience and do not know what to say, if you want to introduce
your employees your idea
if you want the birthday of a friend say something
if you want to speak to people vivid and convincing,
we offer you herewith to lay solid foundations.

conditions for participation, you do not need.

What do you do?
First day (Friday 06:11:09 - 16:30 bis 20:00 clock):
  • Introductions
  • What is a good presentation
  • experience / end of the day

Second day (Saturday 07:11:09 - 9:00 am to 17:00 clock):

  • My role as a presenter
  • structuring and preparing a presentation dealing with feedback
  • Free presentation
  • experience
  • Joint talk with the coaches

Monday, February 2, 2009

Arthritic Knee Cure Without Surgery

Unsere Grundgedanken für das Rheingau-Netzwerk

The Rheingau network ...


  • is an independent platform for exchange and promotion of knowledge and experience
  • be a party-neutral
  • is the responsibility of the members and maintained
  • principle is open to anyone who wants to participate and join
  • uses the local conditions for seminars, workshops and working groups

Monday, January 26, 2009

Oreo Cookies Dark Poop

Sinn und Hintergund ... wie entstand die Idee ?

It was once ... A few years ago in Oestrich-Winkel, since met some old friends to share the experience of recent years and to make plans, make the future a little differently.

Here, some aspects are recognized by many:
  • We had interest in the skills of the other
  • work and family leave us no time for education and knowledge transfer
  • We know what we can, but not what our neighbors can
  • Viele Probleme müssten nicht sein, wenn wir miteinander reden und uns unterstützen
  • wir können einander Nutzen stiften, uns fördern und fordern
  • entspannt und spielerisch leicht etwas geben und gleichzeitig viel für uns tun

"Man müsste ja mal wieder was miteinander machen ..."

Was also liegt näher, als es auszuprobieren und zu entwickeln - alleine dadurch steigern wir schon unsere Urteilsfähigkeit, lernen uns besser kennen und entwickeln das Rheingau-Netzwerk mit.

Fühlt euch eingeladen mit zu machen.